This is us.

timtampon:

officer-nipples:

It’s 2014 and a woman can still ruin a man’s career with a false rape claim. I still fail to see how women are oppressed in the usa


jameskidding:

If you wanna be my lover

you gotta

buy me connor kenway jimjams

(via hecklerandkoch)


Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
Kait Rokowski (via adderalldust)

(via lovewillcomethroughx)



Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via julimarshmallow)


acatnamedcassie:

Which episode of lazy town was this

(via julimarshmallow)


i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween


tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

(via hoemicide)


houseofh0rr0rs:

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim Burton ❤️

(via diddily-dingdongcrap)



(via idjtits)


gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

(via idjtits)


mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(via confirmance)


queen-halla:

fernandodelarua:

I really!!!! want!!!! queer spaces!!!! that aren’t nightclubs!!!!!!

queer libraries 

(via thefreckledfrenzy)


shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(via idjtits)